Boners In The Peloton

Caption this…

¶#tour of california #bonerwatch #andy schleck

May 20th, 2013

Who does this belong to then?

¶#bonerwatch

Feb 8th, 2013

Cavenboner in the peloton!

¶#mark cavendish #bonerwatch

Feb 5th, 2013

Shame there’s no rain in the desert, with those outfits.

¶#bonerwatch #tour of qatar

Feb 4th, 2013

Friday Fabian

Alas, there was almost no more BITP as of this morning, since I nearly got knocked down by a car this morning. Oh yes, person from Surrey you’d be upset. Happily I only got shouted at by the man in his car. Damn Manchester traffic. It’s Friday, and who comes out on Friday?

That’s right, everyone’s favourite arrogant, alcoholic, who happens to be one of the most beautiful men to get one leg over ~~Andy Schleck~~ a saddle. Fabian Cancellara.

See, look at his hair. He could give Boy a few tips, if he had his clippers with him.

And here he is again,

Shameless! One was under the impression that this blog examined the potential girth of a Peter Sagan boner. Well, we don’t mind Fabian, as long as we can watch.

¶#Fabian Cancellara #faries in the peloton #bonerwatch

Feb 1st, 2013

Team presentation of BDC Marcpol (continental team from Poland)

What on earth do we have here?

¶#bonerwatch #wtf!

Jan 26th, 2013

On Season

Is it the on season yet? Give it a few months yet. Ultimately the off season has been quiet in the form of boner photos, those pelotonic philanderers being on not quite so much testosterone as before.

OMG! The Tour de France will go right past my house (well the main road) in 2014 to Littleborough in the Pennine Hills. Fabian better watch out, he might get used to seeing the inside of my wardrobe otherwise.

Aditional thoughts which occured to me in the off season, besides planning the kidnap of Fabian Cancellara. In no particular order.

1. Why does the wider public not know that all cyclists when not riding a bike are taking drugs and having sex with each other? Work colleagues appeared shocked when Oprah weighed in to the argument. (Literally, given her girth.)

2. Where is Fränkie Schleck? Answers on a post card.

3. Does Bradley Wiggins EVER go away? He’s on the television, on the bloody radio, having crashes with women at petrol stations. Etcetera.

4. A slightly dubious thought and one no one will get properly- there is a man who sits in the next office to me at work. I can see him but he can’t see me. He’s the spit of Bloody Wiggins. He rides a bike to and from work, we’ve christened him Sideburns and one day we pulled up the blinds and he waved to us. All that and he feeds his colleague, artfully named comb-over, biscuits all day. Who is this man and would be like to be on BITP?

¶#sideburns #twiggins #bonerwatch

Jan 21st, 2013